Thursday, July 16, 2009

True / False question !!



Dear Michael,

Every year I attempt to boost my students' final grades by giving them this relatively simple exam consisting of 100 True/False questions from only 3 chapters of material. For the past 20 years that I have taught Intro Communications 101 at this institution I have never once seen someone score below a 65 on this exam. Consequently, your score of a zero is the first in history and ultimately brought the entire class average down a whole 8 points.

There were two possible answer choices: A (True) and B (False). You chose C for all 100 questions in an obvious attempt to get lucky with a least a quarter of the answers. It's as if you didn't look at a single question. Unfortunately, this brings your final grade in this class to failing. See you next year!

May God have mercy on your soul.

Sincerely,
Professor William Turner

My say : OMG !!!!!!!!!! True false question you mark C !!!!!!!!! Hahahahaha
Jesus Christ !!!!

Harry Potter & the Half-Blood Prince (July 17 '09)

Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince

Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince is a 2008 fantasy adventure film, based on the novel of the same name by J. K. Rowling. It will be the sixth film in the popular Harry Potter films series. Production is in the post-production stage. David Yates, the director of the fifth film, Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix, will return as director for this film. David Heyman and David Barron will produce the film, and Steve Kloves, though he did not write the fifth film, will return as screenwriter for this instalment. Filming began on September 24, 2007 and the film is scheduled for a UK and US release on November 21, 2008 and an Australian release on December 11, 2008. Like the previous film, the sixth film will be simultaneously released in regular theatres and IMAX 3-D.

Plot:

Voldemort is tightening his grip on both the Muggle and wizarding worlds and Hogwarts is no longer the safe haven it once was. Harry suspects that dangers may even lie within the castle, but Dumbledore is more intent upon preparing him for the final battle that he knows is fast approaching. Together they work to find the key to unlock Voldemort's defenses[sic] and, to this end, Dumbledore recruits his old friend and colleague, the well-connected and unsuspecting bon vivant Professor Horace Slughorn, whom he believes holds crucial information. Meanwhile, the students are under attack from a very different adversary as teenage hormones rage across the ramparts. Harry finds himself more and more drawn to Ginny, but so is Dean Thomas. And Lavender Brown has decided that Ron is the one for her, only she hadn't counted on Romilda Vane's chocolates! And then there's Hermione, simpering with jealously but determined not to show her feelings. As romance blossoms, one student remains aloof. He is determined to make his mark, albeit a dark one. Love is in the air, but tragedy lies ahead and Hogwarts may never be the same again.


My say : I've only ever watched the first 2, Sorcerer's Stone and Chamber of Secrets, in the cinema. Didn't like them. Didn't catch the rest.

But recently, I caught up with all 5 on DVD. Goblet of Fire and Order of the Phoenix were good.

Now I'm really looking forward to this one

Anyway im not harry Potter fan =P Hahaha

I sometimes find, and I am sure you know the feeling, that I simply have too many thoughts and memories crammed into my mind.... At these times... I use the Pensieve. One simply siphons the excess thoughts from one's mind, pours them into the basin, and examines them at one's leisure. ~J.K. Rowling,


AMERICAN BULLY





The American Bully was a new breed to America, which comprise of an American Pitbull Terrier and a Steffardshire Terrier


Both have different in character. Especially on the aggresiveness of both breeds. APBT has been known for its Fight-To-The-Death character, why? Its been breed for one main purpose, that is to fight like a warrior and that will be the US Marine Corp since during the old civil war in the 16th century. Yes, believe it or not APBT was created by them in order to have a dog build for its ability to fight in the war. Thus why the APBT has such aggressive behaviour not only to unknown human but even to its owner. Due to the severity of the dogs behaviour, it is known to be a ban breed in many country.



When a man's best friend is his dog, that dog has a problem - Jay leno
The American Bully

On the other side, the American Staffordshire Terrier is known for its courageous, tenacious, friendly, extremely attentive, and extraordinarily devoted. An Amstaff with cropped earsBred to be extremely friendly towards humans, American Staffordshire Terriers are not natural guard dogs. An overly protective and/or aggressive behavior, accompanied by fearlessness, is generally a bad sign. These dogs are good with children and owners, can sometimes get along with other dogs, cats and any other animal if raised properly and introduced through puppy years. They can be aggressive if not socialized properly.These dogs learn quickly from the subtlest of our behaviors. They are thus not only highly responsive during training, but also pick up good habits, such as house training. This can become a problem when an owner unknowingly allows the dog to pick up bad behaviors. A typical training regimen should begin at 8 to 10 weeks of age. It has been proven that Positive Reinforcement Training works very well with this breed. For reading on the subject The American Staffordshire Terrier is a loyal companion dog. He also requires a very large amount of time for rough, or hard working play. Weight pulling, and agility training are what he favors most. He likes to run, but with a proper harness, he loves to pull a skateboard or rollerblading kid. A pull rope hung from a tree encourages self motivating play, but AmStaff type breed really wants to enjoy playtime with you and the kids.
If dogs could talk it would take a lot of the fun out of owning one -Rita Rudner

AM i Sexy ? Love me Please ..=)
Let sing together

One two three four Uno dos tres cuatro
I know you want me, want me
You know I want cha, want cha
I know you want me
You know I want cha, want cha
I know you want me, want me
You know I want cha, want cha
I know you want me
You know I want cha, want cha(Ha ha ha) by Pit BULL
You can say any foolish thing to a dog, and the dog will give you this look that says, "My God, you're right! I never would've thought of that ! - DON

Barisan Nasional kalah , tapi menang Moral

Perdana Menteri Datuk seri najib harus berpuas hati dengan perubahan yang berlaku di Pilihanraya kecil Manek Urai kerana ia menunjukkan usaha-usaha yang dilakukan sepanjang lebih 100 hari beliau menjadi perdana menteri mulai diterima rakyat, terutama pengundi Muda .

Walaupun BN tewas dengan majoriti 65 undi, keputusan itu amat mengegarkan Kem pakatan Rakyat lebih-lebih lagi ia berlaku di kawasan majoriti Melayu yang dikatakan pro kepada pakatan rakyat . merujuk kepada perbezaan besar majoriti 65 undi yang dimenangi Pas berbanding majoriti 1,352 undi pada pilihanraya umum tahun lepas.
Saya difahamkan BN menang 5 , kalah 4 daripada 9 saluran pengundian .

Persoalan saya adakah jambatan baru seperti yang dijanjikan oleh TPM akan dibuat ? . Manek urai lama dan Manek urai baru telah memberi kemenangan kepada BN , Adakah jambatan yang menyambunkan menek urai lama dan manek urai baru tetap dibina ?
Sebelum ini Tan sri muyidin yassin menyatakan pengundi harus memberi kemenangan kepada BN untuk merelisasikan Jambatan tesebut.

The mistake a lot of politicians make is in forgetting they've been appointed and thinking they've been anointed. -Ann Campbel
Never vote for the best candidate, vote for the one who will do the least harm hehe- Don